After 3 gallons of paint stripper, 2 crowbars, a machete and a tub of crisco, I managed to pry my hat from my head and placed it in my closet, along with all other various headpieces. If this wasn't so easy, I'd say this is the dumbest bet I've ever made. And where the hell am I supposed to put my sunglasses now?
Maybe I can wear my lucha libre mask instead. Maybe.
P.S. Next time any of you are in Dubai, or maybe even Islamabad, please take a look around; here in a about a year I'll have a total of 1600 homes of my design built over there. Good times!